Go the F**k to Sleep ... or

... Get Out of F*cking Bed?

on which side are you?

It is amazing to see some parents spending the first months/years of their child's life trying to establish a sleeping routine, and to see the same parents after few years trying to drag their teen ager out of the bed. For sure there is something that does not change: the profanity in the vocabulary of a parent on the verge of a breakdown.
Here a couple of suggestions to have a laugh.